Whats the difference between onions and babys?

I cry when i cut onions.

Why did potassium draw a tear that would consult in him crying?

Because all of his friends argon

Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: “Well…We’re making you a brother.” So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he’s going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny’s father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what’s wrong. Jonny cries: “I won’t have a baby brother!” HIs father is confused. “What do you mean?” He asks. “Because the mailman came by today and ate him!”

They say Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn’t cry