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Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
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What is blue but smells like red paint?
Blue paint
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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
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A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned