Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.
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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
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Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
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Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks
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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.