What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock “Who’s there?” Not Susie.

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If you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don’t forget that they can hide but they cant run.

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don’t care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black

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