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A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterwords he’s sitting the the doctor’s office and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, “I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer’s.” The man replies, “well, at least I don’t have cancer.”
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A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I’m sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live." The man says " 10! ? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?" The doctor calmly replies “Nine”
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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
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I asked the doctor doing my prostate exam where i should put my pants. “next to mine” was not the answer i was expecting