What’s the difference between a grape, apple and an arm?
You don’t slice a grape
What’s the difference?

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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There is thin line between death and life!! You won’t live to see it …

The Cardiogram will!!

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My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day: Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you’re told.

What’s the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if your from Alabama

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