How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

Put on fresh plaster and wall paper

Paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

What doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls