Do you know what’s the difference between a knife and a girl’s argument
A knife has a point
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My girlfriend is a porn star. – She will kill me if she finds out.

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My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. – But if I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.

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Girlfriend: you remind me of a cellphone

Ex Boyfriend: how and why?

Girlfriend: Because your about to die

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