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A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
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My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.