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Two boys are talking on the bus Boy 1: I feel like i’m forgetting something. Boy 2: hey did you hear about that school shooting last week? Boy 1: oh that’s right
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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
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Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!
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Whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
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Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”