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Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?”
The bartender says, “Sorry. We don’t serve viruses here.” Corona replies, “Well, you’re not a very good host.” |
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Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender htm title=' duck says well then bartender got any bread'>got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, “You guys should know your limits.”
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied, “Its a bad habit”