Remember kids, when you’re angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they’ll really be living the hard knock life.
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Define abnormal life.

Waking up everyday living a sane life!

I liked my life when I first got it…later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.

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And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

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