Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?

Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well

In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

Daddy