Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)

Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe