My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

I will never forget my little brothers last word rip.

His last words: paint dosent taste good

How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

Put on fresh plaster and wall paper

Paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?