I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win — however, no pun in ten did.

This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!

I told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece