I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.

A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory?

Since that moment he knew his life was on stake

What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life