Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
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People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.

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There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

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Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.

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Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut??

Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up

Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

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