My 14 year old daughter went shopping at grocery story
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist,
The cashier scanned it and replied with " ma’am this item is worthless "
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Jack and rose went on a cruise to do it in the water. jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

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My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked me “is that the best you can do?”

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