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What do milk and make a wish kids have in common, they both have expire dates.
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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
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