Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
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Whats the difference between a bear with a gun and an American Man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it
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What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was “Fire on the Mountain”
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I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it’s me who has a drill around little children.