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A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m sorry. We don’t serve food here.” |
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A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel?” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says “we’ve got a drink named after you.”
The grasshopper says “seriously? Why would you name a drink named Callum?”
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, “Hey! We have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper looks confused and says, “Oh really? You have a drink named ‘Bob’??”
A block of gold walked into a bar, the bartender said ‘AU, get out!”
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to