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Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.”
Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline |
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1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim?
A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy?
He died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words…
“you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance…
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours…
Lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
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Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Tell a woman she’s fat once and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
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Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of