What’s cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Frozen

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There are two cows in a field. One says to the other “I’m cold. Are you cold?” The other cow says “Yeah I’m Fresian”.

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A good bath is like a dead lover.

You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.

It’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket

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