The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

Whats the difference between a school bus and my Dad’s van?

Schools buses usually don’t have screaming and crying children