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Hey God what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire Sounds like a match made in heaven |
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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. – I didn’t want to interrupt her.
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Grade 3… The boy said, “Madam, I should be in Grade 4. I am smarter than my sister & she’s in Grade 4”.
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.The principal decided to test the boy
Whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest
Nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
The teacher asks her class “What is sex?” and Little Jonny stands up and says “sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl’s destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration? ” and the teacher fainted.
What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette? They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire