Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign? A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

What’s the difference betwen a alligator and a crocrodile? One of them you’ll see in a while and the other one you’ll se later

What’s the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, “Once upon a time…” Black begins, " Yall mutherf@ckers aint gonna believe dis shit"

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.