What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
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What’s the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it’ll die.

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What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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