As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
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Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game”
%%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
No saying “Me” or “My Life” as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
Don’t Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that. I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
Sincerely, Zane
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing