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There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
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I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
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Why didn’t the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
I wonder if the 2 Irish kids off the Titanic movie who went to sleep before it sank had wet dreams?
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So i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was htm title=' the my wife got hit bye a car'>all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
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Mommy mommy! Are we going to live forever? Only in your dreams.