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Me be straight and bored
Goes to my local bar which has a goly hole Out up spending the rest of the night there About to leave when mf I realize I’ve been sucking a guys cock this whole time ): |
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I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden.
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My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, ‘I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe!’
I just told him straight: ‘Bro… you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.’
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