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Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Bc they’re good at it.
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A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs
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Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you f@ck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR f@ckED NOW
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What do you call a cow with no legs
Ground beef…haha…no one likes my jokes