Last night I had the strangest dream! I ... Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!

Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn’t want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain’t nothing gonna break my lungs??!
Ain’t no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I’ve got to keep on coughing!!!

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There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo

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Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it

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I was in an audition for the lead role of movie ‘Aquaman’. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie. Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream

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I had the BEST day EVER. 1:I woke up 2:I met someone im sad of 3:I had fun and got them back again online. But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st… XD

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