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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
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I used to be a banker but I lost interest…
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
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Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
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Why do the japanese hate Christmas???
Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
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Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.