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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
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Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists
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Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that?
Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
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Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too.
By:Xzavier