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What’s the difference between a amateur thief and a professional thief?
The amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!" The professional thief says, “Sign here please.” |
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What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies
I dont have a Lamborghini in my garage
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What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
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What’s the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side
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Whats the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.