Why did the Santa go to work because he was just trying out the work???

What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?

Anna 1 Anna 2

Daughter: So, I got my period. Mom: That’s wonderful, dear! Now you can bleed for a whole week a month without dying! Daughter: That’s nice, Mum, but isn’t the whole point of getting your period dying? Mom: Yes, but you have to kill yourself a little longer to live through to the another day. Daughter: Thanks, Mum. That makes a whole lot of sense. (Sarcastically) Mom: You’re welcome, honey. (Clueless. Obviously.)

She was only a potato chip manufacturer "s daughter — by she was Frito Lay!