I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
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Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me:??. My depression: remeber that one tim… Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we… Me: nope. My deprssion: says really fast:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me:???. My depression:?? dont worry I’ll always be here for you.
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
My sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.