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What the type of teacher who doesn’t fart in public?
A Private Tutor/Tooter |
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Teacher: where’s you homework? Student: at home… Teacher: what’s it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
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My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were, I responded “My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft.”
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You: hey my dad was inside the tower
Best friend: im sorry
You: I always knew he was a great pilot
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk