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An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter. |
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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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An older retired couple — the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, “Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in”.
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My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
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The cops are still searching for my wife’s killer. Luckily I already fled the country.