Officer, I drop-kicked that child in SELF-DEFENSE!
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Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed.
What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
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I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite’s orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
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Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?