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We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol
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I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
In Africa, it doesn’t matter if you’re gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it’s night.
I don’t ever really bother women, but when I do I usually just want to talk, I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that’s not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast, I put out lit candles…like damn, I thought I hid my ring
(pre-election 2016) Trump Hating Comedian at seedy East L.A. comedy club -
"Hey how "bout that Donald Trump chump… what the f@ck up with that dude, man?
“Geeeezus, he got some kuh-razy ass shit spewing endlessly out that pie-hole, 24/8!” ( leap week, muthafukas!)
... "I mean, even his last name rhymes with shit that’s