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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
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What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim
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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
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What’s the difference between my dad and a hooker?
Hookers come back.
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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon