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Why did the ocean break up with the pond?

Because the pond was to shallow

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Why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

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People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.

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