Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?

A Drunk Guy Asked His Penis:?Tell Me, How Can You Get Shorter And Longer And I Can’t??

?Why Don’t You Speak To Me??

?Stop Getting Shorter And Longer Or I Will Choke You?

?Oh Yeah I Like It (?°???°)?

Hhhhhhhhh d(-???)-

For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out

2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said “well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn’t they just take my wife”.