Whats the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows?
Nothing i slit both of them
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What’s the difference between hitler and logan paul? At least hitler had respect for the japanese!

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What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? – One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

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What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun" Guy 2: "Alright What’s the difference between a tuna fish, a piano and a tube of glue" Guy 1: "Ok that last one was random as heck what is the difference" Guy 2: " you can tuna a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna" Guy 1: "Ok where does the glue come in" Guy 2: “Ah i knew you’d get stuck on that”

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