What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired.
I usually dont make 9/11 jokes. But they just are fire.
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My aunt worked as a human cannon ball

I’m not sure if she was good at it until she got fired

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Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

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Wood fired pizza?

Hows pizza gonna pay child support now?!:O

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