When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
Milk jokes

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School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”

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Why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk

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Kid: Dad where are you going

Dad: To get milk

TEN YEARS LATER

Kids friend: wheres your dad

Kid: he went to get milk but never came back

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