How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint

Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted