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I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
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Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school Commander: “They’re trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!”
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Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
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What are so special about bullets?:- They do work after they are fired
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